Top 5 things I regret saying in my life:

  1. I'm going to take a late night jog through the park. Don't worry honey, I'm pretty sure guys don't get raped.
  2. George Clooney is Batman, Chris O'Donnel is Robin, and Arnold Swartzannegger is Mr. Freeze... We have to go see it!
  3. Okay deal, If OJ is found guilty, you have to pay me 100$. But if he's innocent, I have to masturbate in front of my entire family.
  4. I got these Celine Dion tickets for free, why waste them?
  5. I know you have herpes, but it's okay, I don't think my mouth can get it.