Top 5 reasons to make a phone call:

5. to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend or imaginary spouse
4. to call a phone sex hotline only to realize that it's not a phone sex hotline and there's actually a discount pet store called "Cheap Pussies."
3. to call another phone sex hotline but then after after 11 minutes of dirty talk you realize that you're actually talking to a chef from a restaurant called "Dick's Sauce and Hot Sausages." The chef went along with it because when he was applying for the job, he thought he was applying for a position at a phone sex company.
2. to call Jack Bauer
1. to call the video store to see if they have all 6 seasons of 24 because you want to understand who Jack Bauer is in order to understand the joke. But after watching all six seasons you realize that the joke wasn't even funny or clever.