Top 5 ways to drink milk:

5. out of a glass that has a picture of a sunset on it
4. out of an old man's mouth
3. from your mother's breasts (but only if it's not your mom, and it's actually a slutty college student)
2. off of a vampire's chest (I highly recommend this one)
1. out of a solid gold cup and then you get to keep the cup, or exchange it for $100,000